i don't even know what a pairs skate is

In Russia Skating Pairs YOU

anonymoose_au wrote in ontd_skating Jul 13, 2014 18:28

Terrible joke, but I saw this today and was surprised as anything once I google translated it!

It seems Brian Joubert is serious about the pair skating thing and is even going to Russia to do it!

There's a video of the news report about it, but alas they dub Russian over Brian's words so I have no idea what he's saying. I noticed that he doesn't ( Read more... )

brian jewbear, for make benefit glorious nation, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, what decisions will be made?????????????

JouPAIR

thebadunkadunk wrote in ontd_skating May 21, 2014 16:35

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brian jewbear, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, what decisions will be made?????????????

WORLDS DAY 2

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Mar 26, 2014 23:33

PAIRS FS @ 11:30am local / 10:30pm EST (Wednesday night)
Live Results
Final Group around 1:45pm local / 12:45am EST

LADIES SP @ 3:55pm local / 2:55am EST (early Thursday morning)
Live Results~4:28pm local/ 3:28am EST the Worlds debut of Voidy-Now-Swiss-Formerly-Russian-Tsaritsa-Stephane-Stan Anna Ovcharova ( Read more... )

!watchpost, go team japan power rangers, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, lol women's skating idc

PAIRS LONG PROGRAM WATCHPOST

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Feb 12, 2014 10:17

START TIME: 7:45pm local / 10:45am ESTSTARTING ORDER ( Read more... )

!watchpost, walk walk sochi baby, i don't even know what a pairs skate is

OrangeBro spreads his legs for Coke, says figure skaters should wear helmets.

parcferme wrote in ontd_skating Jan 17, 2014 11:15

Evan opens his happiness on his new billboard for Coca-Cola.

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lol i don't evan, evan lysacek syndrome, this video is brilliant watch it now, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, among the land of the living, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, picture of rugged american masculinity, this skater dude is making my dick soft, his eyes were just...enchanting, possessed by the power of orange, team slut approves, i can't get a real job it'll kill me, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, give us face, orangeliness is next to broliness, maybe it's the ass filling it, is he really that orange in person?, village idiot, evan's new fapping material, keep on broing, i'm wrangling me some groin., do you even know how to skate, trolling for dick, true alpha male, evan evan he's our name, how you say it; a bro?, show me su eiffel tour, a tassle leads to the golden road..., where my evan toleraters at, the dark hole of men's figureskating, that was really clever for evan, yes it's a sport too

FIERCE QUEEN XUE AND HER CONSORT ARE EXPECTING A CHILD

unimagine wrote in ontd_skating Apr 17, 2013 23:42

Yes that's right, Xue and Hongbo are expecting a baby! :D

Baby joy for star pair

2013-04-18 00:35
By Lei Lei (China Daily)

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- skating shows, shen/zhao = pairs otp, post or die, i don't even know what a pairs skate is

the end of a season without one? we're overdue.

nathair_aonad wrote in ontd_skating May 30, 2012 22:11

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

(minus the usual glitter text)

If you are unfamiliar with how this works : tell us how you really feel. All thoughts welcome.

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would that i be a sequin upon his arm, where the hell r the rippon tags, daddy's home puppy, at this point the list consists of meryl, post or die, ice dance, i don't even know what a pairs skate is, the kill team..., u mad, i think fs are some of the best looking, y'all don't understand what she's saying, that would be a mullet, no fuck no, haaaaaaalp, golden showers, celebrate good times come on!, u wld appreciate the class these 2 exude, wtf is this cheesy skating bullshit, emo shit; semi-live, go team japan power rangers, bamf jeremy, jetlag hurts my feelings, straight as a rainbow, hot naked buddy yogurt, what is skating w/o an ugly shirt, parchment soft skin and two cherry nippl, i don't tweet, fashion police, a fabulous little twirling skeleton, opa!, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, jamie sale is on notice, pcs = points for canadian skaters, thank you it's lambiel, dontcallmyname dontcallmyname miki ando, people here is so weird in a good way, i want to be a public relater in nyc, i felt high heartbeats, more importantly i'm patrick chan, figure skating: our national sport, what a fucking waster, i struggled to impregnate me, among the land of the living, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, i want your ugly, what's colder than dry ice? oksana, speed skating is way lamer, the brezistance, you smell like a winner!, ontd_skating 20%skating 20%unf 60%whales, when you see it, quad squad, srs bsns, the lambiel/joubert lovechild, figgaskating, trolling for dick, own every last eyeball in that place!!!, haters can hate, a learned scholar of epic 1700's poetry, jump to my yaguar baby, the skater with amazing hair who is tota, brian jewbear, that was really clever for evan, only facts live on wikipedia, mirai won silver at the lolympics, i'm a real fashion victim!!, you won gold? we didn't know, the ice is blue? who knew~, charlie white/charlie's white's hair, your infamous long boobs, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, not just a hot summer fling, fuckload of skaters in this post, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, with a spicy gay twist, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, too much booty in the pants, the is a love eruption, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, spelling out "macho" in russian, the swisstuation, good luck baboo, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!, everybody lives!!, umm..., what kind of icehole are you, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, she doesn't even go here, my mom being a creeper, japanelvis, i don't want to scroll okay, he's the gay one, we don't want to be jeremy free, true alpha male, jk no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i, thank you they're dior, i don't know what unf means, isu=unfree bitches, alexei whoregudin, ~*wild relations*~, just the tip bro, you're not dead, when i was 17 i was pedobait, ross-rhymeswithwhat?-miner, my friend vera & i, k whatever it's the truth., kristi y lifetime achievement award, my girlfriend triple axel, blocked by an olympic gold medalist, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, where did her legs go? over her head, you've got a great sit spin, the only safe place for skaters to look, fuck me it's good, diva bitch whore from hell, possessed by the power of orange, pardonnez-moi, he can live off my money if he wants, really jizzed about men's figure skating, we should run the isu, morozov is a life ruiner, a dark and fabulous jedward, my sunshine & sh*t, "the swiss guy", orange mocha frappuccino, hay mr morozov touch my body, and she is not a whore, just this once everybody lives!, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, good job, gay men love tanith, infamy here we come, i don't even know who this guy is, whoregan cipres/vanessa james, lol scott is driving, you're a tacky ass bitch, dirty russian american, dai-sha fierce, why do you like him he sucks, azerbaijan = pchan of eurovision

Worlds Day 3 Video Roundup

skate_soar_fly wrote in ontd_skating Mar 30, 2012 22:21

AKA TAKA/TRAN WIN THE BRONZE!!!!!!

I know I missed the day 2 roundup (sorry!) but Taka/Tran have once again inspired me to push forward with a day 3 video round-up!

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more importantly i'm patrick chan, dai-sha fierce, brian jewbear, i don't even know what a pairs skate is

WORLDS DAY 1 VIDEO ROUNDUP

skate_soar_fly wrote in ontd_skating Mar 28, 2012 20:22

AKA OMGGGGGGGGGG TAKA/TRAN ARE IN THIRD!!!!

I feel like I’ve been MIA for a long while, mostly because of work, but I thought I’d make up for it by doing a video roundup, inspired by Taka/Tran’s AMAZING third place finish in the short!!!! :DDD

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even ice dance, i don't even know what a pairs skate is

READY FOR JOHN AND CAYDEE TO GET THEIR JUST DESSERTS? JOIN THE CLUB AND REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thebadunkadunk wrote in ontd_skating Mar 23, 2012 07:36

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i'm whelmed right now, hot like mexico rejoice, i don't even know what a pairs skate is